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Wednesday, 13 November 2013

Mayfair Stationers

All you could ever need to Divide and Rule. Pens that are mightier than swords, pencils as sharp as a politician's suit and rubbers that can erase an entire manifesto full of pledges.

Compasses and protractors to chart the angle of your campaign not to mention clipboards to make you look important while out canvassing. And if someone doesn't answer the door there are envelopes and labels, but the cost of a privatised postage stamp may well be beyond your means if you don't have a Multi-National Corporation financial sugar daddy.

All served to you with a smile and a refund on your parking ticket if you arrived by car, but not your bus fare if you arrived by public transport.

Mayfair Stationers, suppliers to the political classes of Barkingside and beyond.